I took these misheard lyrics from the book titled " 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy-and other misheard lyrics" by Gavin Edwards.

On the first page, the author said
"This book is dedicated to my parents, who never took me to the doctor to get my hearing checked."

Here are some misheard lyrics that I think really suit with the original ones.
and here's how the mondegreens are organized:

Wrong Lyrics
Artist
Song Title
Right Lyrics

let's check these all out!

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Purple Haze
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

Sherry don't like it/Rock the catbox
The Clash
Rock The Casbah
The Sharif don't like it/Rock the casbah

Gotta leave it all behind and take a cruise
Queen
Bohemian Rhapsody
Gotta leave it all behind and face the truth

We are punk gods
Nirvana
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Load up on guns

She's got a chicken to ride
The Beatles
Ticket to Ride
She's got a ticket to ride

There's a feeling I get when I look at my waist
Led Zeppelin
Stairway to Heaven
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west

Reagan rots in the hot sun
The Clash
I Fought The Law
Breaking rocks in the hot sun

Jeremy smoked grass today
Pearl Jam
Jeremy
Jeremy spoke in class today

Apartheid lover
Stevie Wonder
Part-Time Lover
A part-time lover

We'll keep on farting until the end
Queen
We Are The Champions
We'll keep on fighting until the end

She was a state trooper
The Beatles
Day Tripper
She was a day tripper

I wanna be a dork
The Stone Roses
I Wanna Be Adored
I wanna be adored

So...
Do you hear what I hear?